A lady failed the written….

A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100 kmh. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff.

On the road you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit? The woman walked up to the examiner and The woman walked up to the examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible. What am I supposed to hit???” The examiner replied, “The brakes!!!”

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