A Husband and Wife are in church


A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn-out sermon

After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.

The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up.

At the same time, the priest asks a question to the audience.

“Who freed the slaves from Egypt?”

“GOD” Exclaimed the wife to the husband, very irritated at being woken up.

Sometime later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks:

“Who gave their lives for our sins?”

“JESUS CHRIST” Snapped the wife, once again

irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband.

The sermon continues and, as is no surprise, the wife dozes off once more.

Again the husband notices and pokes her to wake her up as the priest asks:

“What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?”

“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF”

If you find this joke funny, please SHARE it on Facebook with your friends and family.

Related Posts

Funny Joke: The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a…

Buying a horse

  He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. His father replied,…

Funny Joke: There was a trial in Texas, and the prosecutor called his first witness to the stand

There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman….

I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of…

What if I become fat again?

I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in…

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *