A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates.
The Sister replies: “Yes, with the tip of my finger” “OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water and in you go“
The next sister approached St Peter and He made the same question: “Sister, have you ever touched a man unit?”
“Yes, I once gave a hand job.”
The nun replies: ”I have to gargle before sister Anne puts her ass in it.”