The Swede’s Wife Steps Up To The Tee


The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear.

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?” Ole demanded.

“Well,” she said. “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says,

“For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear!” Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.

Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. “Blessed vi**gin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers! Why not? ”She replies,

“I can’t afford any on the money you give me.” Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!” Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over to the tee.

The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, has nothing underneath.

“Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin’ hell are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

Related Posts

Funny Joke: The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a…

Buying a horse

  He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. His father replied,…

Funny Joke: There was a trial in Texas, and the prosecutor called his first witness to the stand

There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman….

I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of…

What if I become fat again?

I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in…

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *