A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?”
Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.”
Boy: “So, why do they make packs of three?”
Dad: “For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.”
Boy: “Then why do they make packs of 12?”
Dad: “Those are for married couples — you know, January, February, March.”
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I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in…
This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…