A man walks into a dinner
He sits down at the counter, orders a cup of coffee, and starts looking at the menu. He sees broccoli and cheese soup and asks the waitress…
A rabbit walks into a grocery store
A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you the…
A lawyer is talking to his client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have good news and bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news. What is…
Three women worked in the same office
Three women worked in the same office with the same boss. Every day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss…
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he performed an experiment that involved a glass of…