The Vets
There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are…
A girl was having an affair
A girl was having an affair while her father was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard…
A Blonde Got Caught In A Blizzard
A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off…
Man Tattooed His Girlfriend Name On His Tool
My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit. When it’s flaccid you can only see WY. On a trip to the Caribbean…
All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the brain…
When a Photographer came to take photos of 100 year Old Twins
sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…