A Man Walked Into His Backyard
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal service and soon a serviceman…
Let us pray for Sir Elton John
Elton John’s retirement has had a challenging start. Since being brought to the hospital last night, Sir John Elton reportedly has received an update. According to the…
A blonde is swimming in a river
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…
A burglar broke into a house
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’…
Billy Ray Cyrus Marries Firerose at 34 – Fans Astonished by Unexpected Announcement
Billy Ray Cyrus and his new wife, Firerose, got married not long ago. The official start of their union was in 2022, and it ended with a…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
Two blondes walking down the street
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone I…
During lunch at work last week – Funny
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…
Man Refused to Adopt His Wife’s Two Kids after Spying on Her & Discovering Who Their Real Dad Was
A man married the woman of his dreams at 33 when she was 25. By the time they married, she was already a mom to two daughters….
My name is Maria, I am 53 years old, and I have been married for 32 years
My name is Maria, I am 53 years old, and I have been married to my husband for 32 years. We have two daughters who no longer…