A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!”
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a…
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. His father replied,…
There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman….
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of…
I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in…
This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…