A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.

“Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, “Who really shot Kennedy?”

God replies, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository.  There were no accomplices. He acted alone”

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says, “Shit! This goes higher up than I thought…”

Related Posts

My Neighbor Refused to Pay Me ($250) for Cleaning Her House as We Agreed — I Taught Her a Fair Lesson

They say neighbors can either become friends or foes, but I never imagined mine would turn into both overnight. What started as a simple favor turned into…

My Arrogant New Neighbors Made My Pristine Lawn Their Parking Lot – I May Be Old, but My Revenge Was Ruthless

ment, trespassing, and property damage. I suggest you stay off her lawn from now on.” The man sputtered, but he knew he had lost. The officers handed…

Tesla owner reveals his first electric bill in a year, and the cost astonishes everyone.

Unexpectedly Low Electric Bill Many were astonished when a Tesla owner revealed his annual electricity bill. Given the high price of the vehicle itself, it’s easy to…

I am 16, I think my aunt is my birth mother, we look exactly

I want to take a DNA test, how do I do this without telling my mom or aunt? When I went to England at age 12 I…

Test Your Perception Skills with Discover the Distinction Game

Are you someone who enjoys pushing your perception abilities and getting a nice brain workout? Then Discover the Distinction is the ideal game for you! It’s not…

Fire Officials Warn: Do Not Leave Bottled Water In Your Car

August is the warmest month of the year in many parts of the country, so drink plenty of water to keep hydrated. Although it may appear appealing,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *