The doctor told me that for a 45 year old woman, I have the breasts of an 18 year old

The doctor told me that for a 45 year old woman, I have the breasts of an 18 year old

 

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old!”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”

She answered,

“Oh, we didn’t discuss you at all.”

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