A Beautiful Woman Loved Growing Tomatoes


A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the old gentlemen,“What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”The old man responded,“Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”

Well, the woman was so impressed that she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.

So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the old man was passing by and asked the woman,“By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?” “No”, she replied,“but my cucumbers are enormous.

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