The general stood tall and said “1956 ma’am.” The woman, taken back by this answer said “1956?!
That long?! Let me make your night better…”
and the two sauntered away to a private room.
The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour.
The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said “well,
you sure haven’t forgotten any thing since 1956…”. The general looked at her confused and said “well I sure hope not. It’s only 2130 now!”
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This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…