A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.
“Please come quick I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.”
The hotel manager replies, “Sir I’m afraid that’s a domestic matter and the hotel and it’s staff are obligated to not interfere.”
The husband responds, “Like hell it’s a domestic matter! This damn window won’t open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.”
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a…
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. His father replied,…
There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman….
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of…
I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in…
This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,…