A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…
Little Johnny was being rude in class…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…
Story – A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for dinner – Funny
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They…
Blonde in store
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies,…
4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing
What topics do men discuss when fishing? Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed. However, if the men are married,…
The husband asked his wife
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was: “I…
Story: The Tortoise, The Elephant and The Hippopotamus
One day the tortoise met the elephant, who trumpeted, “Out of my way, you weakling – I might step on you!”. The tortoise was not afraid… One…
What are you doing
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to…
The little daughter asked her mother
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged…
A blonde was complaining to her friend
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t…