A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…

A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into…

A newly ordained priest, fresh out of seminary, is a little nervous about his first day in the confessional. He asks the senior priest to sit in…

  A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks…

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…

Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…

  These three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up…