Wife: “How would you describe me?”

 

Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you! But what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

funny story involving a husband:

John decided to surprise his wife on their anniversary with a special gift: a talking parrot.

The parrot was trained to compliment and say sweet things. John thought this would be the perfect romantic gesture.

However, things didn’t go as planned. The parrot had an unexpected vocabulary.

On the first day, it said, “New house, new mistress, same old husband. Hello, John!” The wife was furious, but John insisted it was just a mistake.

The next day, the parrot continued, “New car, new clothes, same old husband. Hello, John!” This time, the wife was not amused. John tried to calm her down, assuring her it was just a quirky parrot.

On the third day, as they were sitting in awkward silence, the parrot looked around and said, “Pretty house, pretty wife, pretty nice guy. Hello, John!”

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