A woman gives birth to a baby

 

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”

The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”

The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite.”
The woman looks confused. “A hermaphrodite? What’s that?”
The doctor replies, “It has both male and female features.”

The woman looks relieved.
“Oh, you mean it has a weapon AND a brain?”

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