The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor.


The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor.

“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly.

The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.”The patient said, “Not one like mine.

You would die laughing at my naked body.”“Of course, I won’t laugh.”, said the nurse to the patient.

I am a professional. In over twenty years, I have never laughed at a patient.”“Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing a huge male body with a the smallest adult male organ ,the nurse had ever seen in her life.

In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patient’s private part,she composed herself, as well as she could.

“I am so sorry”, the nurse said.

“I do not know what came over to me.

On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again.Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”“It’s swollen”, the patient replied.

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