A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him.
He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works.
Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer.
After a few minutes the insults stop.
The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out.
The parrot is shivering. It stammers …
The parrot is shivering. It stammers,“S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
