A woman is walking on the road


A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.”

She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been.

She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again.

“Don’t take a step further.”

She stops and a car skids past.

Then suddenly she hears the voice saying “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you.

Now do you have any questions to ask me?”

Yes! Shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day!”

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