A Smart Woman


While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn.

“On the off chance that every one of you gives me $1, I will show you my legs,” the lady proposed.

At the point when the men heard what the lady stated, they quickly pulled a dollar out of their wallet. So the lady pulled up her dress a bit to show her legs.

“In the event that every one of you gentlemen gives me $10, I will show you my thighs,” the lady at that point said.

Again the men pulled out their wallets and gave over the cash to the lady, who pulled up her dress to show her legs.

“If you give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis,” the lady proceeded.

All three handed over the cash. The lady then turned to the window and pointed outside at a building they’re passing.

“See there in the distance, that’s the hospital where I had it done!”

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