A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy condoms and tries to explain what he wants with sign language.
The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so the deaf man puts forth his penis and 50 dollars.
The pharmacist then also pulls out his penis, takes the 50 dollars and puts them in his pocket. The deaf man gets all read in his face and starts to waive violently.
At the pharmacist who says:
– “If you cannot stand loosing, you should not make a bet!”
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