Two young lovers go up to the mountains

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.

When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.
When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

To that she replies “Well, come here and I’ll warm them between my legs.”
He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.

When he returns, he again says, “Honey, my hands are really freezing!”

She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”

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