A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS.
LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR KARATE?” HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT. IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE? “HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT. IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE? “NO” I SAID, “IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE DRINKIN MY F*CKING BEER!”
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…
THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the…
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…