A Woman Walks Into A Bar


A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered

She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition’.

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, ‘You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words’.

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said…

‘Paint my house’.

Related Posts

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…

Funny Joke: The old lady complains that a naked man is

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…

Funny Joke: She Was Going To A Nymphomaniacs Convention

   THE JOKE  A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the…

One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…

Little Johnny was being rude in class…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *