A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my undressed body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to bang your brains out, and taste it your melons dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…
THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the…
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…