A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,
 When she requested that he shave his beard.
 “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would
really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard.
I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!”
“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a
sexy little voice… “Really, I can’t,” he replied.
“My wife loves this beard!!” The girlfriend
asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.
That night James crawled into bed next to his
 wife while she was sleeping.
 The wife was awakened, turned toward him,
felt his face and said,
 “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here. My
husband will be home soon!

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