A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section.

The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart and I have a good job. I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”

The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, and I have a good job. I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”

The stewardesses don’t know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear.

She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move.

The copilot replies, “I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”

Related Posts

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…

Funny Joke: The old lady complains that a naked man is

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…

Funny Joke: She Was Going To A Nymphomaniacs Convention

   THE JOKE  A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the…

One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…

Little Johnny was being rude in class…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *