A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
“What are you doing?” they ask her.
So she replies, “Hanging myself.”
The men are confused and asked, “If you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.”
The blond says, “Duh…I tried that, I couldn’t breath.”
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her…
THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the…
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what…