Husband’s Epic Shutdown 😂
Wife: “I’m so happy. I was at the doctor and he told me that, for a 40-year-old woman, I still have the breasts of an 18-year-old girl”…
A co-worker told John
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home…
The nurse was walking down the hospital
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and…
I was sitting in a pizzeria with my girlfriend and we were having a quiet afternoon. Next to our table came a young couple.
I was sitting in a pizzeria with my girlfriend and we were having a quiet afternoon. Next to our table came a young couple. They sat…
A rich lady gives her butler the night off
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the…
A really nasty divorce
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey,…
When I was 13
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big bo*bs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big…
Jonny Went To School
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years….
Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…